Capturing an Icelandic Girl
that I discovered on twitter.com... seriously
If you follow my twitter you will know that I post some ridiculous things.
One of these posts caught the attention of a girl
Her name is Hrefna.
She thought I was really funny and replied in my DM’s
I actually didn’t see the DM because it was in the spam folder (she was using a super suspicious, top secret anon account with 0 followers 😹)
But I did see a new face among my instagram story viewers.
And it was an incredibly beautiful one.
I popped up and said “Hello sexy, what are you looking at?”
She explained herself, telling me to look at her DM on X.
It said “u deserve it fr - from a girl with boobs like these 🤭”
I burst out laughing and we entered a double fronted texting conversation, one on instagram and one on X
Who is this mystery boob girl?
la de da
Turns out she didn’t have double D breasts, actually the opposite 😹
She told me that she replied that way to get my attention, and although her boobs were not like the girl in the photo, I found her thoroughly entertaining so I went with it.
*and I also checked her instagram pics and she looked drop dead gorgeous.
We texted non-stop for hours and had so much fun.
I said I was coming to get her and that I love her so much
and she said things that I cannot and will not repeat to you guys 😹
Anyway, it went on like this for a couple of days and what started as a totally unserious and absurd interaction, quickly turned in to a mutual feeling of deep understanding.
The more we texted, the more we felt that there was a genuine connection.
It was like we had known each-other for our entire lives.
We face-timed for hours and hours.
Staying up late on the phone until 4AM.
It got to a point where my neighbours stopped me in the street and aggressively told me to shut the fuck up 😹
My laughing and shouting was keeping them up all night.
I said “it won’t happen again…”
Then did the exact same thing the next night 😹 (although I tried my best to whisper - I’m not a total cunt)
Now Hrefna and I had grown very close, we revealed all of our secrets to one and other, I told this girl some shit that I thought I would take to my grave 💀
I didn’t understand how any of it was happening and I knew that no-one would believe how genuine our relationship had gotten.
All I knew was that I really wanted to see this girl.
So I decided to do it.
I didn’t know how but in true VibeKing fashion I took to X and told the whole world.
I made up storylines such as “The VibeKing Raid of Iceland” where I was flying out with 3 others ON A PRIVATE JET to claim our reparations for the vikings stealing our grannies (we would steal their daughters in return) and this would all be paid for “in vibes”
This was possibly the boldest statement I could make, it was a totally wild dream and when we learned that a private jet cost upwards of $40,000 and the private jet guy did not accept “vibes as payment” it quickly faded.
But the dream of going to Iceland was still alive, at least in my mind.
And then something wonderful happened.
I was approached with an opportunity.
A mutual through an old friend in tech sales was founding a new a dating app.
He said that his girlfriend had been following me on instagram, loved my content and convinced him to ask me for a partnership “before I blew up”.
I was a little taken aback, unsure what to make of this.
Then he said “I saw you have a girl in Iceland, do you want to go and see her?”
Instantly I replied yes and 2 hours later I had a one way ticket to Iceland booked.
I texted Hrefna immediately and told her the news.
She could barely believe it and had so many questions, most of them I couldn’t even answer.
Anyway, I now had a flight booked for one weeks time.
But I had no idea how I would get back to the UK or where I would sleep.
I joked about living in Iceland, in a bush/shed near her house, or booting her door down and telling her dad “I am here to claim my reparations, I’m the daddy of this household now”
She entertained it for a while and then said “ehhhhrmmmm, that’s not happening 😊”
I had £400 in my account and I knew I wouldn’t get paid again for 2 weeks.
But knowing I had a moment to seize the opportunity of a lifetime, I said “fuck it” and spent it all.
I bought the cheapest return flight, it went from Iceland to Milan to Paris then back to the UK (2 days and 1 night) and then I bought us a stay in an igloo in the middle of nowhere, nowhereville, Iceland.
So it’s officially happening.
*Let’s skip the part where I quit my job, leave my accommodation, ignore my family and take on the chin EVERYONE laughing at me and calling me crazy and go to the airport.*
I got a connecting flight to Edinburgh and when I arrived at 10PM, spent the entire night on the airport floor waiting for the flight to Iceland at 5AM
I had so many thoughts in my mind, I had literally not enough money to buy a sandwich, I was travelling with a single set of clothes which I was wearing, I hadn’t done anything for the dating app guy yet and he might cancel my flights and so much more
But not once did I doubt that meeting Hrefna would be sensational
My faith that our connection was true and my desire to physically hold this girl were so high that I didn’t give a fuck about any of these thoughts.
We were texting the whole time up until boarding, she told me she would be waiting at the airport for my arrival and that she was super super excited.
I wished her a good night, she wished me a safe flight, we sent big love to eachother and I began my crossing of the Atlantic.
After a few hours I had landed safely although heavily sleep deprived, hungry and in dire need of a drink and a smoke.
Hrefna, also sleep deprived, told me she would be at the airport in just a few minutes.
I went through a big line for immigration checks, the final hurdle to seeing my girl.
And then I was through, I walked into the arrivals section, looked around and then sat down.
I pulled out my phone and went to text her.
Then I heard a little squeak, looked up and she was standing there.
She was about 5ft 3, had shining blond hair, a petite body and gorgeous eyes. She was wearing boots that made her a few inches taller 😹 low-rise blue jeans, a little black top and it was all brought together with a beaming smile.
I stood up, very pleased with what I was seeing and gave her a huge hug.
We had actually done it.
How the fuck is this real life!!?? HAHAHAHA 😹😹
It took me a couple of minutes to actually come to grips with reality, my senses were catching up that the girl who existed only on my phone was now a physical being.
I think she felt the same because we walked around the place like headless chickens until I grabbed her and pulled her in close.
Holding her in my arms, the most vivid and sensual feelings came over me that I had never felt before.
I wanted to kiss this girl all day and all night.
I wanted to make her mine.
But first we had to leave the airport.
“Hey can u buy tickets - u know I have no money.”
“😅 well, here’s the thing - I don’t have any money either”
So there started our first challenge, actually getting out of the airport, and we still had to traverse half the country to make it to the igloo before 20:00PM
I smiled at her laughing - she smiled back laughing
And our first date begun…
Mental read 🤯
10/10.